The other night I was bored chilin in my hotel room so I felt like sending my girlfriend dick pics, but not like.. dirty ones, just funny flacid ones. So I had this bag of jelly beans, and I had my penis against my stomach, and the elastic on my boxerbriefs was kinda around my balls holding em up, so I put red jelly beans on each ball, and when I took the pic it looked like Squidward, we were cracking up.
I REALLY WISH I COULD POST IT!
hahaha oh tim! u guys are so cute!